(Source: descendantof, via beemoviesmut)

failureisntanoptionitsinevitable:

Bo Burnham is great.

(Source: loganismine-sorry, via beemoviesmut)

bearplacenta:

I love this shirt

(Source: placentury, via beemoviesmut)

beemoviesmut:

all-things-fcked3:

従う Follow for dead dogs/starbucks/pretty unicorns/kittens 邪魔。

who the fuck wants to see dead dogs what kind of terrible pastel loofah banana hammock are you

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

(Source: australian-government, via beyoncevevo)

academically:

what if one day all of the pets in the world turned into humans. like if your dog is 6 years old you really have a pet 42 year old man.

(via circumcising)

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

this is just sick

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and same goes for this

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and what’s going on with this one

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justokgatsby:

you make my D♭

(via nerdjpg)

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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(via nerdjpg)

ethankwolfe:

The long-awaited sequel to this.

I’m so sorry

(Edit: Others here and here as well.)

missmusetta:

that-mage-of-heart:

once-upon-a-tirnelord:

that-mage-of-heart:

once-upon-a-tirnelord:

I’m a member of the Midnight Crew

I’m a night owl and a wise bird too.

Home with the milk in the morning,

Singing the same ol’ song!

Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun,

Early to bed and you’ll miss all the fun

midbloods:

Draw Karkat using pickup lines related to french fries on Eridan
I bet you thought I wouldn’t fuckin do it

blackpapermirror:

I should be sorry but I’m not.

pimpros-nitram:

Eridan: * CA Eyebroww Wwiggle* Do you havve a sunburn? Or are you alwways this hot? 

Karkat: ERIDAN. NO.

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